I think it's funny

because it is.

Levity

I am turned off and intimidated by others like me. What does this say about me?

I am on the cusp of a huge first move away from home and into the big city, and I fear that there are factors to my personality that will significantly limit my success and happiness.

Once I've quit everything that reminds me of me, what is left? I have quit everything that I had to quit, and I am now left with just me. The ball is in my court, and the next move is mine alone to make.

Who will I call? Where will I go to be peaceful? Who will I fuck? Where will I haunt? Who will haunt me?

"I want to buy you lots of pretty things and shyly offer them to you one at a time..."

"Do you ever prepare yourself for what would happen if gravity were to switch on you? And just you? I think most of us would die a lot of the time if this happened to us..." D.A.T.